Thursday, April 17, 2008

What We Have So Far

I am sad to report that there is so far no sign of Fred and Bessie. Here's what we know so far:

I found a photo of the two staring toward the east coast of the US on a map.

There were hoof prints in the butter.

Perry and Priscilla Pig are being awfully closemouthed now, acting suspiciously.

The bovines love road trips.

Lou didn't take them (as much as he loves milk, his preference is birds and it's spring).

The children didn't take them.

The Hunny misses them. A little. Very little.

I miss them. A lot. Very lot.

They don't seem to be in the house at all, and the neighborhood signs yield no results.

There were signs of them in the yard, but I think that's just in my head.

Here's another picture, so you don't forget what they look like, and so you can find them. I'm giving three rewards - different autographed pictures of the cows. That was all they could do when we were working on them. I threw away the ones with the spilled ink and hoof prints covering Bessie's face. Don't ask. Long story. Stupid cows.

Never mind. Stupid Blogger. It's not loading pictures right now. :(

Moo to You -

Flea

5 comments:

imbeingheldhostage said...

I've been thinking (ouch), that if they show up here, I will take them to see Big Ben and the Tower Bridge in London and take their picture for you. Then I will scold them until the cows come home!

tuney said...

I spotted them earning some modeling cash, but no indication where they might be. The photos could have been taken anywhere.

Hmm. Those pesky kows.

tuney said...

Oops! For got the link!
http://www.simplybovine.com/
products/farmercowsaltpepper.php

tuney said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
http://www.funtocollect.com/cowandbullshakers.html

Flea said...

What fun!!! Yeah, they could be models. This means you get an autographed picture of the kowz, even though I don't think that's really t hem. :)