New York City!

I am breathing a huge sigh of relief this morning. Can you hear me from there? Fred & Bessie showed up at Daryl's last night, Fred on his skateboard. They look so tired, but I'm grateful to Daryl for taking them in, and glad that they are safe. I think it's been awhile since she's had extra mouths to feed, so I hope she's ready for this! Shoot, I hope New York City's ready for this!

Moo to You!

Flea

On Their Way

Fred and Bessie are on their way to New York City! I am so jealous of muh babees! Head to Daryl's and watch for them, will ya? Apparently Asthma Girl's chihuahuas smuggled them out in the dead of night, butter and chocolate loaded on Fred's new skateboard, and they've been traveling cross country. I'm so excited for them! But I miss them. :(

Moo to You!

Flea

Found!

Hello! I'm awake! And the cows have been found! I know they were recovered days ago, but I've been out of it and haven't kept you all abreast of the situation. My most humble apologies.

Last I apprised you, Fred & Bessie were somewhere in Santa Fe, supposedly kidnapped, waiting for a large shipment of butter and chocolate to help them escape. I was having trouble getting them home, or anywhere else.

Enter the caped crusader, the defender of small ceramic cows, friend of bovine lovelies - Asthma Girl! She swooped in and save the day! I hope she's not regretting that decision. It seems Fred and Bessie are devouring all of her dairy products.

Thank you all for your attention to the kownapping, your suggestions in the matter. I'm so glad they're in safe hands. It seems we'll have to teach Bessie to read a map. We all know Fred won't read one. Or stop and ask for directions.

Moo to You!

Flea

Kownapped!

Our bovine friends are in a world of trouble. I think. They seem to have been kownapped while en route from Texas to Washington. Here's the note I found:


My poor babies. I just wish I knew what to do.

Moo to You -

World Travelers

Fred and Bessie have crossed the Pond! To see where in the world they are now, check out In the Gutter today. Looks like she's glad to welcome her new visitors! I may never get them home, but oh! they'll have so much to tell their grandkids!

Moo to You!

Flea

Happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day!


Moo to You!

Flea

Happy Mother's Day!